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Wearing the It’s Not A Bald Spot It’s A Solar Panel For A Dick Sucking Machine Shirt means embracing a lifestyle of unapologetic self-love and humor. It encourages you to laugh at life’s little quirks and to challenge societal expectations with a grin. Imagine the confidence boost every time you catch a glimpse of the witty phrase in the mirror or the surprised smiles from passersby. This shirt is more than just attire; it’s an empowering reminder that self-acceptance can be fun and stylish at the same time. Don’t miss out on owning this unique piece that perfectly complements relaxed weekends, casual hangouts, or even a humorous gift exchange. Act now and add this distinctive shirt to your wardrobe, because life’s too short for boring clothes – embrace the bold, the brave, and the brilliantly funny. Let your outfit do the talking and make your presence unforgettable with this standout piece!

It’s Not A Bald Spot It’s A Solar Panel For A Dick Sucking Machine Shirt, hoodie, sweater, longsleeve and ladies t-shirt

Description

• Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
• Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
• Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
• Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
• Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
• Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.

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